Matched with my ex's mom on a dating app. I've peaked. Or plummeted. One of those.



I need this framed on my wall

My therapist needs to see this

Adding this to my meme collection

Literally me every single day

Whoever made this deserves an award

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is why I love the internet

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Pure gold content ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is why I love the internet

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm combing'. My boss is now very confused.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.