Introvert at a party: 'I've already used up my social battery for the month.'



The accuracy level is over 9000

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is why I love the internet

My therapist needs to see this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐