My brain on Monday mornings: 'Is it Friday yet?' #SendCoffee



The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I can't stop laughing at this

I feel personally attacked by this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is criminally underrated

Whoever made this deserves an award

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets