The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. What do I do?



This deserves way more upvotes

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Literally me every single day

Whoever made this deserves an award

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The internet was invented for moments like this

The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Adding this to my meme collection

This hits different at 3am

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.