My blood type is coffee. Don't talk to me before my third cup. โ



My therapist needs to see this

This is peak internet humor

This is criminally underrated

This is why I love the internet

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I feel personally attacked by this

Saving this for future reference

Literally me every single day

This made my whole day better

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The accuracy level is over 9000

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This is why I love the internet

Whoever made this deserves an award

I feel personally attacked by this

Adding this to my meme collection

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Ordered gourmet, got a sad squashed sandwich. Food delivery expectations vs reality is a whole genre.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.