When the ramen is ready but you're still waiting for the dramatic anime steam reveal.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to explain my life choices to my parents like an anime character explaining their backstory.

Me trying to use my anime powers in real life when I stub my toe. It doesn't work.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*