The exact moment the WiFi goes down and my brain short-circuits.

815


Bruh moment right here

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.