Just saw a guy on the subway eating a whole rotisserie chicken. Respect.



I just spit out my coffee ๐

Sharing this with everyone I know

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This made my whole day better

This is peak internet humor

Why is this so relatable it hurts

I can't stop laughing at this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Literally me every single day

Underrated post right here

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.

My public transport adventure today involved a chicken. A LIVE chicken. ๐

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.