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Dating app bio: 'I'm an adventurer.' First date: 'My favorite hobby is napping.'

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Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My therapist needs to see this

This is criminally underrated

The accuracy level is over 9000

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets