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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before it kicks in.'

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Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

I can't stop laughing at this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

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