My kids asked for a snack. I offered a carrot. Now they're doing a hunger strike. Send help. #Parenting

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Adding this to my meme collection

Literally me every single day

This hits different at 3am

The accuracy level is over 9000

This made my whole day better

This hits different at 3am

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'