Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' *2 hours later* Me: 'Who is this person?'



Not me sending this to 47 people

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is criminally underrated

Bruh moment right here

I just spit out my coffee ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the content I came here for

This hits different at 3am

I can't stop laughing at this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome