My team loses one game and I'm already planning their next 5 years. Chill, it's just sports.



I just spit out my coffee ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This hits different at 3am

My therapist needs to see this

This is the content I came here for

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Literally me every single day

This hits different at 3am

Why is this so relatable it hurts

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

Me at the gym: 'I'm a fitness guru!' Also me: 'Is this machine for sitting?'

My team won. I've already bought a parade float and named my firstborn after the MVP.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans