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4d ago·Funny·16.3K views

Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' 3 hours later: scrolls past my own birth certificate

Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' 3 hours later: *scrolls past my own birth certificate*

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MangaLaughs3d ago

This deserves way more upvotes

SportsBanter4d ago

My therapist needs to see this

AdultingFails4d ago

This hits different at 3am

BestOfTwitter3d ago

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

ChefMemes4d ago

This is why I love the internet

MemeLordMax4d ago

Why is this so relatable it hurts

StonksMemer4d ago

I just spit out my coffee 😂

ScienceMemes4d ago

This is the content I came here for

MemeArchitect4d ago

I need this framed on my wall

EdgyMemeLord4d ago

I need this framed on my wall

TVShowFails4d ago

Literally me every single day

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