My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew.



My therapist needs to see this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Underrated post right here

Literally me every single day

Saving this for future reference

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is why I love the internet

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Ordered gourmet, got a sad squashed sandwich. Food delivery expectations vs reality is a whole genre.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.