My blood type is coffee. My therapist says it's not a real blood type. I say she needs more coffee.



This made my whole day better

Pure gold content ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

Not me sending this to 47 people

My therapist needs to see this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

Underrated post right here

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

This hits different at 3am

This is peak internet humor

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets