My New Year's resolution lasted longer than my last relationship. (It was 3 days).



This deserves way more upvotes

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The accuracy level is over 9000

Not me sending this to 47 people

I can't stop laughing at this

Bruh moment right here

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets