My dating app profile vs. me in real life. It's called 'aspirational marketing.'



Literally me every single day

I can't stop laughing at this

The internet was invented for moments like this

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Saving this for future reference

The way I screamed when I saw this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is the content I came here for

Adding this to my meme collection

Not me sending this to 47 people

This made my whole day better

Literally me every single day

This is the content I came here for

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This deserves way more upvotes

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets