Me seeing my bank account after payday: *anime character crying tears of joy*

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

Me trying to explain my life choices to my parents like an anime character explaining their backstory.

When the wifi cuts out during a movie and I make the 'NANI?!' face.

Me trying to explain my weekend plans to my dog like it's a deep anime monologue.

My brain trying to use anime logic to solve real-life problems. It never works. 😭