My toddler just asked if the dog was 'broken' because it wouldn't share its toy.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Saving this for future reference

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is the content I came here for

Pure gold content ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is peak internet humor

This is the content I came here for

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.