My Monday morning mood is currently 'send help and coffee.'



I need this framed on my wall

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This made my whole day better

This made my whole day better

Whoever made this deserves an award

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

The accuracy level is over 9000

I feel personally attacked by this

Literally me every single day

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets