My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices.

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Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This hits different at 3am

Whoever made this deserves an award

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team lost. My entire week is ruined. I'm calling in sick. #SportsFanLogic

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team won. I've already bought a parade float and named my firstborn after the MVP.