Went to the gym. Did one rep. Now I'm sore for a week. Send help.

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This is criminally underrated

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is criminally underrated

Me at the gym: 'I'm a fitness guru!' Also me: 'Is this machine for sitting?'

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans

Leg day: where my will to live goes to die, then gets resurrected as pure soreness.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.