My cooking fails could feed a small village... if they liked charcoal.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke alarm works!

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

My attempt at baking a cake vs. the Pinterest recipe. Send help. And a fire extinguisher.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.