Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: debating if I should get up for another snack.

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My therapist needs to see this

Saving this for future reference

The internet was invented for moments like this

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'