Public transport is just a social experiment to see how long we can all avoid eye contact.



Literally me every single day

Bruh moment right here

This is why I love the internet

Whoever made this deserves an award

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Saving this for future reference

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.