Just told my toddler the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Parenting level: Expert.

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Underrated post right here

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Saving this for future reference

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Not me sending this to 47 people

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets