Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' *2 hours later* My phone: 'Are you still there?'



This is why I love the internet

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This deserves way more upvotes

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I can't stop laughing at this

This hits different at 3am

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Bruh moment right here

I need this framed on my wall

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets