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My New Year's resolution lasted 3 days. Pretty sure that's a new record.

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This meme lives rent free in my head now

Pure gold content 🏆

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I just spit out my coffee 😂

Take my upvote and leave 😤

Saving this for future reference

My therapist needs to see this

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets