My dating app bio says 'fluent in sarcasm' and I'm still single. Is it me or the algorithm?



The internet was invented for moments like this

Not me sending this to 47 people

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

I need this framed on my wall

This is the content I came here for

Sharing this with everyone I know

Not me sending this to 47 people

Bruh moment right here

Take my upvote and leave 😤

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets