Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically, trips on flat ground*

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

Me trying to explain my life choices to my parents like an anime character explaining their backstory.

My brain trying to use anime logic to solve real-life problems. It never works. 😭