My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. Send help.



I just spit out my coffee 😂

I need this framed on my wall

I need this framed on my wall

This deserves way more upvotes

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

Whoever made this deserves an award

I feel personally attacked by this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I feel personally attacked by this

Bruh moment right here

The internet was invented for moments like this

My therapist needs to see this

Whoever made this deserves an award

Underrated post right here

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is peak internet humor

I just spit out my coffee 😂

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

The WiFi goes down: My brain cells: *emergency shutdown initiated*

Heard a song from my childhood and now I'm questioning all my life choices.

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

Public transport is just a daily social experiment I didn't sign up for.

Dating apps are just a highlight reel of humanity's finest awkward moments.