My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'haven't had my coffee yet'.



Why is this so relatable it hurts

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Bruh moment right here

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Pure gold content ๐

This made my whole day better

The way I screamed when I saw this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is peak internet humor

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Saving this for future reference

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets