My dating app bio just says 'fluent in sarcasm & pizza'. It's working surprisingly well.



This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is criminally underrated

Pure gold content ๐

Bruh moment right here

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The accuracy level is over 9000

The way I screamed when I saw this

Bruh moment right here

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The internet was invented for moments like this

Bruh moment right here

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Whoever made this deserves an award

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets