My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down. It's called balance.



My therapist needs to see this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Not me sending this to 47 people

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Pure gold content ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This made my whole day better

Bruh moment right here

Sharing this with everyone I know

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans

Me at the gym: 'I'm a fitness guru!' Also me: 'Is this machine for sitting?'

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'