Dating app bio: 'Looking for someone to share my Netflix password with.' Instant match.



I need this framed on my wall

Literally me every single day

Whoever made this deserves an award

This is the content I came here for

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is criminally underrated

Pure gold content ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Not me sending this to 47 people

I need this framed on my wall

Whoever made this deserves an award

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This deserves way more upvotes

This made my whole day better

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.