My attempt at baking sourdough went viral... for looking like a fossilized alien brain. 👽🍞

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

My attempt at baking a cake vs. the Pinterest recipe. Send help. And a fire extinguisher.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Food delivery expectation: gourmet meal. Reality: looks like it survived a warzone.