Public transport is just a social experiment to see how many people can share one air molecule.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The internet was invented for moments like this

This hits different at 3am

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is the content I came here for

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets