7h ago·Funny·13.6K views

My blood type is coffee. My personality is also coffee.

822

Top Comment

Bruh moment right here

This is peak internet humor

Literally me every single day

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

Go ProTired of ads?Go Pro for just $2.99/mo and enjoy ad-free browsing forever.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets