My dating app bio just says 'Fluent in sarcasm & disappointment.' Still waiting for my soulmate. ๐
My dating app bio just says 'Fluent in sarcasm & disappointment.' Still waiting for my soulmate. ๐
My dating app bio just says 'Fluent in sarcasm & disappointment.' Still waiting for my soulmate. ๐

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is criminally underrated

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Sharing this with everyone I know

Bruh moment right here

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My therapist needs to see this

Saving this for future reference

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.