When the cashier says 'Have a good day!' and I respond 'You too!' but I'm the one working.

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime character reacting to literally anything slightly inconvenient.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.