Attempted to make artisanal bread. Ended up with a rock. My sourdough starter is now a paperweight.



This is peak internet humor

This hits different at 3am

I feel personally attacked by this

Saving this for future reference

The internet was invented for moments like this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

This made my whole day better

I can't stop laughing at this

This hits different at 3am

Sharing this with everyone I know

I tried to bake bread. It looks like a fossilized sponge. Send help.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

What I ordered vs. what arrived. My disappointment is immeasurable. #FoodDelivery