Me: I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins. *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you know sloths can hold their breath for 40 mins

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Whoever made this deserves an award

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This made my whole day better

I need this framed on my wall

This hits different at 3am

The accuracy level is over 9000

Underrated post right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.