My therapist says 'seasonal depression is real.' My bank account says 'retail therapy is also real.' 💸

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.