My brain clocking out at 3:01 PM on Friday vs. the actual bell at 3:30 PM

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I just spit out my coffee ๐

I feel personally attacked by this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

That One Suspicious Shop in Every City

Grocery Store Cart Drifting Champion

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'