Aunt Carol just asked if I'm 'still single'. Pass the mashed potatoes, I need a shield. 🛡️



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Take my upvote and leave 😤

The internet was invented for moments like this

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My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This deserves way more upvotes

Adding this to my meme collection

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I feel personally attacked by this

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets