Dating app bio: 'Looking for someone to share my Netflix password with.' Instant match. ๐



Saving this for future reference

The way I screamed when I saw this

Literally me every single day

I feel personally attacked by this

Bruh moment right here

My therapist needs to see this

This is criminally underrated

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The accuracy level is over 9000

Underrated post right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets