My blood type is coffee. My personality is also coffee.



This is why I love the internet

Pure gold content ๐

This is why I love the internet

This hits different at 3am

Pure gold content ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This is criminally underrated

The accuracy level is over 9000

This hits different at 3am

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Whoever made this deserves an award

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Underrated post right here

The accuracy level is over 9000

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.