My New Year's resolution was to go to the gym. My current resolution is to find the remote.



Underrated post right here

This is peak internet humor

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

Pure gold content ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is peak internet humor

The internet was invented for moments like this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Sharing this with everyone I know

Literally me every single day

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.