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My New Year's resolution lasted until January 2nd. New record!

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Saving this for future reference

The accuracy level is over 9000

Whoever made this deserves an award

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The accuracy level is over 9000

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.